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Grrr!
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Here you go, kid.
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Is this your grandson?
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Zing!
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I've seen newer pictures
on a cave wall.
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-Zang!
-Can it, you obsequious hack!
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This isn't even you.
This guy is young and healthy.
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And he still has that sparkle
of hope in his eyes.
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[groans]
I need some new headshots.
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Oh, yeah. Work it, CC.
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You've still got it, baby.
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Give me pouty, come on.
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Now give me tiger. Rarrh!
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Who's a funny monkey!
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Wow! I've never seen
a professional photo shoot before.
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Now roll over and play dead,
baby.
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Pretty sure you still haven't.
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Hello. What have we here?
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He's a waif.
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The orphan of our times.
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A lost child, oblivious
to the never-ending sea of despair.
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How poetic!
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Hey, doll-face.
Show's over here.
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Hey, Knucks, you're famous.
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Cool! Who's the doofus
with the trash can on his head?
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Is that the guy
from the newspaper?
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I don't know.
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He doesn't look like
he has a trash can on his head.
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It is the guy
that's in the picture.
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Hey, Trash Can Head Guy.
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-Sign my newspaper.
-Mine too.
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My standards for celebrity
are quite low.
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[TV on]
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Hey, Wolfie,
get a load of this guy.
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If this fashion trend
catches on,
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I'm gonna start
throwing trash in my hat.
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[laughter and applause]
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You, sir, are the master
of biting social commentary.
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You're really embracing
this whole Trash Can Head thing.
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Yup. You know what people say
when they see me wearing this?
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"I weep for the future
of our kind"?
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Well, yeah, some of them.
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But most people
think it looks wicked cool.
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Huh?
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Gah!
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And that's our show.
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Thanks
to the Comedy Chimp Players
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and our musical guest
Justin Beaver.
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-Good night, everyone.
-[cheering]
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Mr Chimp, someone
is trying to blackmail you.
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They just dropped off these
horribly embarrassing photos.
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Those are my new
publicity shots, bonehead.
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Ugh! You could carry groceries
in those bags under my eyes.
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Write it down, I'll use it next
time the mayor's on the show.
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Those aren't wrinkles,
they're laugh lines.
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Gives you character. Ha-ha!
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How would you know? You've done
the same shtick for 20 years.
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Zing!
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Guess
I have to give in to nature.
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All natural
cosmetic facial youthification.
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Move it, losers.
Evil genius coming through.
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Eggman, what do you want?
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First I want to say
I'm a huge fan.
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And I have something
to offer you.
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A magic boot that you rub
and a genie grants you wishes
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and I just give you
all my money?
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If so, I'm in. Cos the last one
you sold me didn't work.
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I want to be your sponsor.
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Just put the Eggman Industries
logo on your trash can.
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No. You think my trash can
is for sale?
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It is not, sir.
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I have integrity.
I will not sell out.
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10 per cent off
all your Meh Burger purchases
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if you slap this sticker
on that head trash thing.
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Done and done!
Give me Meh Burgers.
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This is it, Wolfie, the last
show before my big surgery.
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I was wondering... while you're
gone, who's gonna replace you?
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Not that anybody
could ever replace you.
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But if you don't have anyone
in mind, I'll throw my hat...
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I want you to know
your show will be in good hands
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while you're getting
your face overhauled.
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And don't worry, when they
ask me to take over full time,
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I'll probably say no.
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[laughs] You'll be great.
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Too great.
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The viewers will love him
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and I'll wind up playing
the Yuk-Yuk Hut in Gogoba Village.
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I need to find a guest host
that no one will take seriously.
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A flash in the pan.
A talentless hack.
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No, I have a worse idea.
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Let's try
those monologue jokes again.
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Just read
what's on the cards here.
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OK. Here goes.
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"So the mayor's in the news
again. Did you hear about this?"
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What's so funny about that?
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Read the rest of the joke.
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Ohh. How come?
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There's a Mr The Hedgehog
to see you.
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Hmm... Doesn't ring a bell.
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Hey, Knucks.
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Hey. Did you hear
the mayor's in the news again?
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Ba-da-boom!
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[Wolfie]
You didn't finish the joke.
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We're stoked for you
but are you up to this?
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Does a bucket on your head
qualify you to host a TV show?
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First of all, it's not a bucket,
it's a trash can.
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Secondly, it's not a trash can,
it's a fashion statement.
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Fourth, you're just jealous
that I finally found my calling
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as a fashion designer /
model / TV host.
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I don't want you
to embarrass yourself.
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I'm disappointed in you, Sonic.
In you and the mayor.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
the jokes don't read themselves.
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This isn't gonna end well.
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[TV on]
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Welcome
to the Comedy Chimp show.
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I'm your guest host,
Trash Can Head Guy.
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-Say, Wolf?
-What is it, O great one?
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-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
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-The mayor.
-The uh... the mayor who?
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The mayor's in the news again!
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[cymbal crashes]
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[audience muttering]
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This is painful.
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Oh, here's a good one.
What do you call a duck with a...
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Wait, no... What's the
difference between a duck and...
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Wait, maybe it's not a duck...
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Can we turn this off?
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Let me see those cue cards.
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-Whoa! Aargh!
-[audience laughing]
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Zing! You, sir, are the master
of slapstick tomfoolery.
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-Ugh! Aargh!
-[laughter]
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[whistles]
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Wolfie, my key
doesn't work any more.
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You are correct, sir.
Locks got changed.
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Network's taking the show
in a new direction, so...
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-What new direction?
-More...
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I don't know...
Is "trash-canny" a word?
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Wait up, TCHG.
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Hello, Yuk-Yuk Hut. Unless...
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Help you get rid of Knuckles
as host, eh?
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And what's in it for me?
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You sponsor the first ever live
broadcast of a robot attack.
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I'm listening.
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Imagine, a brutal, horrendous
siege with robots, missiles...
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and the Eggman Industries logo
on every bit of it.
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Repeat that last part.
I wasn't listening.
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If you sponsor the attack,
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you'll also be
the show's sponsor from now on.
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Deal!
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Ugh! Aargh!
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I got to admit
this is pretty funny.
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Fire missiles! Brought to you
by Eggman Industries.
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Uh, what was that?
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This hole was made possible
by Eggman Industries.
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Eggman's attacking the studio!
We got to help Knuckles.
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Wait, I want to see
what happens next.
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Your new movie sets a new
standard for incredible effects.
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Let's roll a clip, shall we?
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Amazing! It's like
it's really happening.
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Need a wall shattered?
Call Eggman Industries.
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This battle is sponsored
by Eggman Industries.
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You have to wear this.
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Yeah... I don't wear the logo
of the losing team.
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You don't have any Sonic hats,
do you?
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-Ow!
-Huh?
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Sticks, you came to my show!
Cool!
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Eggman's attacking!
We need your help.
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I'll be right back after this.
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So the mayor's back in the news.
[laughs] It seems that he...
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Good to have you back, Knucks.
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Good to be back, you guys.
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If I ever get carried away
by my ego again...
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We'll let you know.
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No, make sure
I get a better show.
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Engage Mega Stomp-bot.
New from Eggman Industries.
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On my mark... Three, two...
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[grunting]
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What have I done?
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Oh, yeah, I got my show back.
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Zing!
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[applause]
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Thank you. Thank you.
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We'll keep things moving along,
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but first I want to thank our
new sponsor, Eggman Industries,
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makers of the Kiddie Fun Ball.
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[ticking]
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Oh, this is not good.
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